Against Origin-ality

Note: This isn’t a post about EA’s Origin. I could probably write one eventually, though honestly EA’s handling that fine on its own. I’m watching a lot of cartoons lately. I watch a fair quantity of cartoon in general–One Piece is always there to give me a new dose of pirate crazy, and I’ve got […]

‘Tis the Season

Logged into GW2 after I was awakened from a nice slumber by an utterly horrifying dream wherein I had been sleeping in the same bed (but foot-to-head) with a possessed Linda Blair. We’d been playing footsie, and I was trying to exorcise her despite A) not being a Christian and B) knowing that the sheets […]

Memoriam

The Earth: Saved. The fate of the brave XCOM soldier whose designation was “Whiskey,” a single mother of three children who had served with the taskforce for several months: Unknown. What -is- known is that she sacrificed her livelihood, and possibly her life, to ensure a brighter future for her children, her family, and all […]

G3 v D3

The last week or so, I’ve been splitting my time between my usual work and convalescing from having four of my teeth cut out of my head. With, you know, knives and drills and such. Seriously, it was some shit. I haven’t been put under for any sort of medical deal since I was 8, […]

My Brain Has Excellent Casting

I just had a dream. This dream, which followed on the heels of a dream where Adam Sandler made a very tasteless joke about midgets ladling love-juice on the hair of sleeping female employees at a strip club (the dream included no actual stripping). In the dream, Paul Blackthorne was playing Harry Dresden, which he […]

The Dice Will Roll!

Shits is about to be on. Tomorrow night I jump into running my first tabletop campaign in…this is insane…almost a dozen years. I’m not comfortable with the idea of having done anything for a dozen years…let alone NOT done something in that timespan. So we’re descending into ‘Ware the Moloch tomorrow/day. I do love this […]

Why I Saw “The Dark Knight Rises” Today

I imagine anyone who’d stumble on this post has an idea why I wouldn’t have, why I would have prevaricated and debated. The shit which went down at a midnight show of the third Nolan Batman flick happened about 2 hours from my house, and while that’s hardly close enough to catch a stray bullet, […]

Soused Hephaestus

So I’m just now watching War of the Titans. I wasn’t willing to watch it in theaters because the previous film, despite excellent scorpions, was pretty shit. This film is much the same. But watching the scene where they do battle with a Cyclops, which seems ridiculous to me, I began to consider something fascinating. […]

Secret Worlding 1: Vague Deep Purple Reference

Tim stared around the room in utter bafflement, sliding his fingernails over slick palms. He’d been to a firing range, once, researching shooting for his third book. He’d squeezed off a few shots, though he found himself pulling the trigger incorrectly and throwing off his aim. The handgun bucked in his grip, his arms throbbed […]

Updating Nostalgia: PA Adventures Ep 3

1 MP. Become a Velociraptor. I’m not sure that I need much more from a game, let alone a game which marks the resurrection of a beloved series thought dead. Part of what I find so impressive about the game is the nostalgia, of course. An…event…occurs at one point, one which drives the spike of […]