“Presidents’ Day” 1k Marital Battle

My wife and I played a game! Actually, we played two, starting with a 1k battle between her Orks and a combination of CSM and Daemons.

Our table's about a foot narrower than regulation, but for assaulty armies that means things get engaging faster.
Our table’s about a foot narrower than regulation, but for assaulty armies that means things get engaging faster.

Jinx’s Orks

  • HQ
    • Big Mek—Power Klaw, Slugga, Stikkbombs, Mek’s Tools, Kustom Force Field, Warbike, Da Lucky Stikk. Warlord, re-roll one to-hit or to-wound a turn.
  • Troops
    • 12 Boyz—Shootas, Rokkit Launcha, Nob with Power Klaw, Bosspole, and Shoota
    • 11 Boyz—Shootas, Rokkit Launcha, Nob with Power Klaw, Bosspole, and Shoota
  • Elites
    • 5 Tankbustas—Rokkit Launchas, Tankbusta Bombs
  • Fast Attack
    • 3 Warbikers—Warbikes
  • Heavy Support
    • Mek Gun—2xExtra Grots, 1xAmmo Runt, Traktor Kannon
    • 5 Flash Gitz—Gitfindas, Bosspoles, Snazz Guns
    • Gorkanaut—Every Gun Ever, Grot Riggers, Extra Armor
    • Deff Dread—2xBig Shootas, 2xPower Klaws, Grot Riggers, Extra Armor

Ork Side

Note that, as we’d realize later, both of my wife’s lists are technically unbound (too many Heavy Support choices). I blame the fact that I mostly play Daemons, and thus barely comprehend what a Heavy Support is and pretty much they’re only massive robots and tanks. Flash Gitz, by comparison, feel like Elites to me, so I mentally count them as such. Especially since Tankbustas are Elites, but they seem like Orky Longfangs.

Games are confusing.

Anyway, her list is heavy on things she enjoys playing (except the Tankbustas, which we were trying for the second time–she was unimpressed, but we didn’t have a lot of targets for their Tankhunter USR and they spent much of the game locked in combat with my Nurglings).

To combat this, my list was simply a mix of some shooting and some stabbing. I’d never admit to letting my wife win, at anything, because I never let anyone win at anything. Doesn’t mean I don’t play, much of the time, in a way that makes beating me decidedly possible!

Ego Poisoning’s Chaos/Daemons
Daemon Primary

  • HQ
    • Herald of Tzeentch—Level 3. Warlord Trait- Reroll dice for Tactical Objectives with variable payouts. Flickering Fire of Tzeentch, Incursion, Cursed Earth, Presience.
  • Troops
    • 10 Pink Horrors—Flickering Fire of Tzeentch, Infernal Gateway.
    • 3 Nurglings— Nurglings don’t get upgrades!
  • Fast Attack
    • 6 Screamers—Nope! No upgrades for giant space-fish unless they’re Tau.
    • 10 Chaos Furies—Naah, nothin’.
    • 10 Chaos Furies—We’re with those other guys.
  • Heavy Support
    • Skull Cannon of Khorne–The Priapcyte! No upgrades, but thrilled to put it on the table.

Chaos Marine Allied Detachment

  • HQ
    • Chaos Sorcerer—Mark of Slaanesh, Level 3, Spell Familiar (which I don’t think I remember to use once in the entire game), Combi-Bolter. Sensory Overload, Symphony of Pain, Ecstatic Seizures, Endurance.
  • Troops
    • 5 Chaos Space Marines—CCW and Pistol.
  • Elites
    • 5 Noise Marines—3xSonic Blasters, Blastmaster, Champion has Combi-Bolter, Icon of Excess.

Daemon Side

It’s a bit light on Troops, but 20 jump-pack bodies for less than I’d pay for 10 Bloodletters does a lot to fix that. I also originally thought that my Nurglings could infiltrate into some useful place; turns out, no! They essentially deployed exactly where they would have anyway, but they did do that aforementioned Tankbusta tarpitting.

We rolled Spoils of War (the one where you can steal the other player’s objectives) I had first go.

Turn 1

Top: At this point, the game took approximately one week to complete. Hence the “Presidents’ Day” above. Some of this was work and responsibilities, but a lot was that turn-one experience. I know the turn-one experience, I started out playing 500 points of daemons. I’ve played 500 points of daemons in tournaments, and that was before we had summoning.

The turn-one experience I’m describing is what happens when your army gets shot entirely to shit on the first turn, even when that’s not what actually happens. It’s a subjective sensory experience. It’s MKUltra with little plastic men.

I had a pretty decent shooting phase. I was able to throw some damage onto her Flash Gitz, despite both night fighting and their position in a ruin, because Noise Marines are good at exactly that thing. Being able to slap Endurance on them during the Psychic phase let me make them mobile while keeping their lethality, and it’s generally much better to have 4+ Feel No Pain than any sort of cover save. My Blastmaster shot deviated heavily off of the Gitz, slamming into her Bikerz instead and killing a couple. The Skull Cannon managed to inflict significant casualties on one of her units of Boyz, which took several slashing attacks from my Screamers as well.

However, you’ll notice I don’t mention all the awesome bodies I summoned. Which was a pretty key element of the list, in that I needed those bodies. I didn’t really build a list capable of actually getting those bodies, but I figured I could bunker down my horrors and have the Herald spew out some flesh. But not on turn one! On turn one, I figured I’d buff up some units and shuffle them across the board. Not only were my rolls bad–in part because I forgot the Spell Familiar–but I never got another chance to do any summoning. Because when the Shooting Phase started, I rolled a 3 on the Chaos Daemon table. Which meant that my only Daemonic character was also A) my summoner and B) my warlord. He exploded.

Still, the consequences of the shooting phase meant that my turn was on pause for the next several days, because when you’re sitting taking bullets it doesn’t feel like the game’s really in your hands. Eventually we picked back up, and my Furies jumped into a couple of fights, which went poorly for the most part! End of Turn 1 I score a point, so we’re tied. Because I blew up my warlord.

Bottom: On my wife’s turn, she shot many things with her much more impressive guns. She charged into my Screamers, amazing herself with how many attacks Orks can throw out in close combat. That fight ended fairly evenly, and would drag on for a while.

Subsequent Turns!

As you might imagine, going a week between the beginning of a game and the rest meant that the rest played out a bit more hazily. Also, some shots were involved. However, this happened:

Outmatched!
These fine Chaos Marines were overmatched!

The Deff Dread managed to wipe that unit over just a few turns, in time to trundle over and save the beleaguered Boyz from my dwindling stock of Screamers. That fight ended with all of my Screamers dead, one wound on the Dread, and this superb badass:

This Git
He was a genuine monster. Utterly refused to die, and killed the very last Screamer with his bare hands and swinging cod.

So the right side of the table fell pretty neatly into my wife’s hands. My Pink Horrors were still around, but against Orkish armor their S5 shooting wasn’t much of a threat. I funneled most of my Warp into the Sorcerer and his unit of Noise Marines. I managed to wreck most of her Flash Gitz with them, while the Nurglings finished the job the Furies started and chewed their way through the Tankbustas. My Noise Marines also managed to shoot the bikers off of the table and stab the remainder. My Skull Cannon wrecked most of the remaining Boyz from the other unit, charging what was left.

Skull Cannon Charge
However, this presented some problems.

Then the Gorkanaut got to me. I actually managed to stay out of its actual claws for a couple of turns, losing marines to the waves of MegaShooting. What happens when a Gorkanaut charges 2 Noise Marines and a Chaos Sorcerer?

There's nothing here anymore
Frogs..Halle Berry…Bryan Singer?

That was pretty well the end of the game. I should point out that one of my Fury units lost a battle by 1 point and rolled a 12 on Instability, killing 7 or so models in a single swoop.

But then…

Because, you know, they owed me…

I rolled a 12 on the Chaos Daemon table. I’ve actually never done this!

I pulled in a decent 12 Plaguebearers, deep-struck them on the ruins in the top corner of the board because by damn I planned to have the head of that Rokkit Boy.

What Ho! Plaguebearers!
The infection is spreading! The Rokkit Boy is running.

She was able to block my efforts with her Deff Dread, and I had to choose between a split assault or getting extra attacks on the Dread. I went with the latter, and thus the Boy escaped my grasp. I lost the game soundly, by about six points.

However!

Moral Victory!
A moral victory!

Early-turn frustrations aside, it was a great game. Terrible dice alternated with amazing rolling on both sides…my wife nailed every leadership check she was asked to make, regardless of the penalties on the rolls. Not long after we finished, she turned to me and asked: “Wanna do 1500?”

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4 thoughts on ““Presidents’ Day” 1k Marital Battle

    1. At some point we’ll probably paint that stuff up, too; we’d just hit the Hobby Lobby (in another town, which somehow made us feel more okay about giving that particular establishment money) and came back with a hearty haul. Gonna cut that big house in half for two sets of ruins (with some plasticard to build out layers). Probably do the same with that mailbox (which is also a handy storage container for the rest!).

      Those little bricks are from a pretty cool kit; just a big box of lightly sand-colored styrofoam briks. Stacey stuck paperclips through them to build us a fistful of walls, which at present (due to falling apart when I picked them up) are in even odder shapes.

      I also backed this (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/angrymojogames/big-box-terrain-angry-mojo-games-and-terrain-laser) for another bushel of ruins, plus that Spanish mission. Because, c’mon, how’m I not gonna buy a Spanish Mission?

  1. Also: totally agree that, logically, Flash Gitz should be Elites and not Heavies. But I don’t play 40K, so I’m going purely off of fluff here.

    1. Right? In 40k they pack much better guns than they used to, sure, but not so much in power. They’re +1 strength from a bolter and have a whopping 3 shots, and Flash Gitz get to be BS 3 (making them essentially snipers in an Ork army, naturally) if they don’t move. So that’s more of an infantry killer.

      The Snazzguns do roll 1d6 for their AP, and with the new vehicle rules that means on a super low roll you can conceivably blow up any vehicle if you hit the rear armor. Still, when Tankbustas are -just- for blasting vehicles, it seems like they could take an easy swap.

      If you haven’t checked in in a while, though, the new models for Flash Gitz are -incredible- (http://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Flash-Gitz). Their guns are built from multiple parts, which are all interchangeable. Plus, pirate hats.

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